Well there I was, minding my own surfin' business, when I Stumbledupon this weird-looking contraption, courtesy of http://www.kingsmotorbikes.com. I though nothing of it, until I noticed the tiny, 80cc engine. Further investigation into the site revealed that they mail order bike conversion kits: yes, you too can ride a motorised bicycle of your choice!

Would like to see what the DVLA make of it though; and would you need to wear a helmet?

Tobbot, aka Tobstv