As there are children wandering 'round this area, I'll have to keep this squeaky clean.

Mama has posted something regarding an advert for Krispy Kreme doughnuts; apparently they induce you to engage in acts that are quite racy, to say the least!

http://theachaprinciple.blog.ca/2007/03/06/p1857807#c2968414

So I was curious; could it be possible that the humble doughnut is actually an aphrodisiac?

The only way to find out would be to conduct a scientific experiment, under laboratory conditions. As no-one else in the family was suicidal insane brave enough to step forward, I reluctantly volunteered to be the guinea pig

Mrs Tobbot brought in the doughnuts:




I checked to make sure they were authentic:


Careful inspection of the box, and the holographic seal, confirmed that this box did indeed, contain doughnuts.

At 6 o'clock this evening, these doughnuts were fresh off the press, and smelled so appetising. Big sniff! So far, no reaction to the smell, other than to whet my appetite.

So, coffee in hand, I set to work.

By 8 o'clock, I had managed to demolish about 7 doughnuts. I decided to test the doughnuts' efficacy by going next door to see my neighbour and his wife.

After sitting in their conservatory for 30 minutes, I had to reluctantly admit that so far, the doughnuts were having no effect.

I decided to wait a while, as obviously the doughnuts would have to be absorbed into my system. When I woke up an hour later at 11 o'clock, someone had demolished 3 more; or did I do this in my sleep? Was I in fact sleep-eating?



I thought of watching the following music video; perhaps that would produce the desired effect?

Nope, no effect.

I can only conclude therefore, that Krispy Kreme were in fact being misleading in their claims, and really, I am rather disappointed!



Next week: Asparagus, oyster and passion fruit smoothies; a contender against Viagra or just another Johnny-come-lately?